Fun Sappho fact:  at the age of 12 I had taught myself every Beatles song released on guitar. I’ve always been a sucker and loved them for their pop mastery (I know it’s popular now to hate on the Beatles but I’ll take the path less travelled).  Paul McCartney is the pop music maestro of the fab four in my opinion and that is also reflected in his body of work as a solo artist (and leader of Wings).   So it makes perfect sense that he has etched out a piece of music real estate when it comes to Christmas songs. Flip over to your favorite station in December and you’ll most likely hear the distinctive synths (I am firmly convinced those synths had some lasting effect my musical psyche...I’m still all about them) , which “Wonderful Christmastime” is built upon, with what sounds like a delay effect, and this synth sound comes from the legendary Yamaha CS-80.
But what if that Christmas classic I’m so fond of blasting in the car is really a siren song for witchcraft? (Cue “DUN DUN DUUUUUN” sound effect). Last year, I started reading speculation on the internet as to if “Wonderful Christmastime” is in fact about Witchcraft.  And here are the arguments which I think could be rather valid:
"The mood is right / The spirits up / We're here tonight / And that's enough
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME “.
The part “and that’s enough” is where  speculation as to that’s when the group of friends gets walked in on so they panic and start yelling Christmas songs so that way the person who walked in doesn’t suspect that they were doing anything suspicious. 
People also analyzed the lyrics themselves and have even found more lyrics suggesting more clues of the song is about witchcraft. The more you read people’s analyses the more you start to wonder whether or not the theory is true or not. It’s eerie the more you go down this rabbit hole of theories and it makes sense in some ways. 
“The word is out / About the town / To lift a glass / Ahhh don’t look down” 
Could this be about rumors about possible practices of witchcraft going on so they held a town meeting to see who is responsible for teaching people witchcraft. To tell who is lying or telling the truth, each person lifts up their glass of, what I would like to assume is, wassail and have to look directly at each other. If they look down at their glass they are considered to be in cahoots with the witchcraft goings on. I mean it could be plausible, right?  Regardless, it's always nice to turn a "classic" on it's head.
The more you listen to the song, the more you can’t unhear the possibility of this theory becoming true. Paul Mccartney has not commented on what this song is truly about. From the start of his career in The Beatles and his solo career, it is not uncommon for fans to analyze lyrics and make their own theories. No matter how many iconic Christmas songs there are out there, “Wonderful Christmastime” is truly one of the most amazing, well-written, and cryptic Christmas songs ever to be made.
Yeah, it is definitely my #2 fave holiday jam and just improves with age for me like a fine wine. 

I love Judy Garland. Now that I got that out of the way let’s talk about song #3 on my Holiday song countdown.
​Songwriters Hugh Martin and Ralph Blaine wrote the classic song "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" for Judy Garland's 1944 movie, Meet Me in St. Louis.
It was exactly what Americans, weary from the years of World War II, needed to hear: those words of hope — the promise that in the next year all, at last, would be well. 
Today, two versions are popularly sung. There’s the version Martin tweaked for Judy Garland – “Someday soon we all will be together, if the fates allow. Until then we’ll have to muddle through somehow” – which is a rather poignant listen this year, as many families around the world are physically apart. There’s also a later version by Frank Sinatra, who asked Martin to sprinkle a little festive joy on that rather downbeat line for his Christmas album. And that’s how ‘Hang a shining star upon the highest bough’ came to replace Garland’s melancholic lyric.  Of course Judy Garland would nail the melancholy feelings of the holidays and keep it so classic that revisiting it in 2020 it literally speaks volumes. 
She was singing on the set of a motion picture that was being produced in wartime. She could have had no idea that her words would carry such present-tense power more than 75 years later.
Next year all our troubles will be miles away.…
But as Christmas approaches in 2020 it is the original that can cause listeners to pause and ponder what they have gone through in the long months since last Christmas. If, when the song was new, it brought a tender, fragile look to the eyes of its listeners, it is having a similar effect now, in a country in many ways changed yet at its core much the same as it ever was. In this year of so much illness and death, when we have been warned against surrounding ourselves with loved ones at the gatherings we always took for granted, there are those haunting words of yearning, over all the decades:

The Knife, brother and sister team Karin and Olof Dreijer, made their musical debut in 2000. Twenty years later, the Swedish siblings have successfully solidified their status as two of the most influential electronic artists to emerge in the early aughts. Karin and Olof managed to carve out a niche for themselves through their extreme sonic experimentation and their uncompromising commitment to their ultra-progressive political ideologies, which they often weaved into their lyrical and visual content. Their unabashed rule-breaking has given their work a timeless quality, and although they disbanded in 2014, their legacy lives on. I was fortunate to see them live once in 2014 in Oakland for the farewell Shake The Habitual tour. 
“Christmas Reindeer” was released in December 2006 as a freebie by The Knife in December of 2006 and was available for download on their website. Originally recorded 2000 and released on their debut album, “The Knife”, as “Reindeer”; “Christmas Reindeer” tweeks the original by adding bells and removing the guitar solol.  Written from the reindeer’s perspective, I’m pretty sure this Blitzen or Vixen or Donner is not a big fan of Santa.  It’s a somber and dark song but one that I would be more than impressed with is if some carollers turned up at my doorstep with this one. ​

I’m pretty sure I am an anomaly.  Since Sufjan Stevens has come onto my radar every one who I have ever heard speak about him vehemently swings from devout liking to pretty vehement disregard.  Not walk the same path of a take or leave it attitude toward him like I do.  He’s prett much background music to me...except for this song.
“Christmas Unicorn,” a twelve and half minute anti-epic pop song that starts off in a folk style and builds to an electronic, symphonic climax. The album presents many styles of Christmas songs, including Bach chorales, hymns, original songs, “Jingle Bells,” and a New Order cover. This is a post-modern observation giving us all the ways expressions of Christmas are valid, no matter how commercial or humble. “Christmas Unicorn” synthesizes all these styles through the metaphor of the unicorn which I pretty take as a way of saying “hey, I think we’re all special.”   ​

My best friend when I was eleven in 1987 was Tamara.  Both of our Dad’s were in the Navy and so we both were experienced with ourselves and our friends moving away to different locales throughout the world when our parents received new active duty assignments to Navy stations positioned globally.  My family had moved to the Bay Area that year and being ten going on eleven, and just starting that awkward puberty faze, my Mom, in her infinite wisdom, decided that to help me with making friends that I would be part of a Girl Scout Troop when entering middle school.  Needless to say, I was expecting to no longer be a scout after elementary school as I thought it was not a cool thing to do in the 6th grade. Fortunately in Troop 1337,  where I pledged to live by the Girl Scout Law, Tamara was also a member. We got on quick and were way too cool for this Girl Scout stuff but were stuck at our mother’s whims.  Turned out both of our Dads were stationed the same aircraft carrier that was deployed out to sea for 9 months, so it was just our Moms at home.
Our Moms chauffeured us after our weekly Girl Scout meetings and every weekend to locales that pre-teen girls liked to hang out at.  You know, like, malls and pizza parlours and music stores and the beach.   I LOVED being able to hang out and play over at Janelle’s house.  While my Mom played the likes of Fleetwood Mac, Supertramp and Steely Dan through the car stereo; Tamara’s mom was getting down to the likes of Prince, Chaka Khan, and Rick James.  
Come holiday time that year, her Mom was driving us around the East Bay Hills one evening to look at all the hella badass Christmas lights up there. Holiday music in my world up until that point had been the likes Barbara Streisand, Bing Crosby, and Willie Nelson Christmas albums plus Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” and Wham’s “Last Christmas” (which will have it’s own posts in a few days coming up). The music playing through in the car that evening was a tape of a really soulful man’s voice singing standards like “Winter Wonderland and “Jingle Bells.”  I had heard those songs a million times but this was funkier.

I asked her Mom who this was singing on the album we were listening to and she answered something along the line of "my dear, this is the Reverend Al Green."  Then the last song of the tape came on and it was “Feels Like Christmas."  Oh man, I giggled and bounced around in the back seat of that car when I first heard it.  Even then I had a thing for a swinging, shuffled four on the floor.  I begged my Mom to buy that cassette, "White Christmas," the next day and she did.     
Kitschy disco strings, intimate crooning, the nasal twists, the syncopated entrances and exits, the sudden leaps into falsetto...it’s all there.
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It may well be the starkest festive song ever recorded.
"Things Fall Apart" was written and recorded by Cristina Monet-Palaci for the ZE Records Christmas compilation of 1981 (this is the second of 3 songs from that record label on this list...they really released some great music). Her biography on the Ze Records website notes Richard Strange's spot-on assessment of her: "In a sassier, zestier, brighter, funnier world, Cristina would have been Madonna."
Trust me, this ain’t no “Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer", instead it's an anguished tale of the festive season spent amongst vacuous city-dwellers, heartbroken but unsurprised by another failed romance with a commitment-phobic lover ("He said he couldn't stand in my way, it's wrong. "Way of what?", I asked, but he was gone"). Cristina, bless her, recounts her doomed attempts to find a little Christmas cheer with “Things Fall Apart.” The song begins with  a musical box melody that fades into a brittle reverb before the guitars begin adding their acid into the mix.  Her fatalistic vocals then start their laser focus on deadpan observations on how she is fated to careen through life never fitting in with “the crowd” and living “alone again, alone.” Underneath it all, the nihilistic rhythm section purrs like a cat waiting to pounce, probably just like the cat Cristina heads home to feed. "I caught a cab back to my flat. And wept a bit. And fed the cat". Merry FUCKING Christmas!
A very sad and poignant footnote is that Cristina died on April 1st, 2020 of COVID compilations.  I wonder what would have happened if the sassier, zestier, brighter, funnier world that Strange referenced had existed.  Would we have lost this person and so many others in the United States this year?